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Using the whole chicken makes you a pervert though
Ok so how about a dark sequel. Elliot is all grown up and isn't living the best life. He's addicted to drugs and he has never amounted to anything. E.T. returns and finds him and in the process reconnects the telepathic bond with him. Only this time E.T. wants to experience evil.
E.T. introduces Elliot to some kind of space peyote (he's a botanist after all) and Elliot is addicted immediately. E.T. makes Elliot do horrid acts to people in trade for more space peyote, and E.T. gets high off of the evil acts.
The movie ends up with Elliot smashing himself in the head over and over again with a hammer to break the connection, and ultimately kill E.T. while sacrificing himself for the good of mankind.
Just quoting the original...classic!
"E.T. II: Penis Breath!"
The Truck Driver would have just started up and drove off
Mr. Knapp taught social studies by day, sex ed by night, and during lunch in the back of his van.
And anyway, Alec Baldwin would just end up shooting someone on set.
Not the greatest, but: "In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes."
He's "Sometimes funny in a 5 minute SNL sketch, but his routine gets old real fast in anything longer than that" funny.
It's the same as full screen on one side, widescreen on the other. It's not rocket science. And yet, the bonus features are on the other side of the UHF disc.
MMMM mmm!
Yeah, Douglas Adams died in 2001 (According to wiki)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Besser#The_Three_Stooges
He was probably banging all the interns
Sometimes he's like that replacement stooge. Joe? one of the off-brand Curly's that just whined and wouldn't do slapstick.
I don't think it would be that hard. If a show isn't on your radar then you have no idea who the people in it are. For instance, I could have a 30 minute conversation with any cast member of a popular drama TV show and I would have no idea because I don't watch TV dramas.
Underrated comment.
This.
Hardly. Sloth probably ended up murdering Chunk in a fit of rage over a Baby Ruth within a week.
It's amazing how many of the people the puppets are based on are still alive