... as you're traveling along on a road trip do you just use the bathroom or do you feel like you've got to buy something, too? Sometimes I kind of slink in and use the bathroom and slink out quickly in hopes they won't see me and judge me. Sometimes I feel guilty and buy a four-piece McNuggets.
shareSometimes I feel that way, but not at a place like McDonalds where I figure I should get a free pee due to all the money I've spent there over the years!
shareI’m like a pee ninja 🥷
shareI have no problem blowing up somebody's bathroom. Like what do you expect me to do? Shit myself?
Signed, million man.
you beat me to it. i blew up a dunkin donuts bathroom recently. place was like mustard gas when i left. straight walk out, no look back.
shareIt’s just like in a move when something behind someone blows up and they keep walking without even flinching.
shareLike that Joker meme.
Signed, million man.
i take no responsibility. someone must've lit a match!
as they say "to the eternal blue flame"
https://streamable.com/gvkgq5
This is the way.
Signed, million man.
I think courtesy calls for you to buy something.
They charge for dropping deuces in parts of Europe - it'll happen here done day if people keep using without purchases.
When I saw this post, first thing I thought of was a scene from Incredible Hulk TV show. David walks up to a gas station and asks to use the restroom. Attendant says its only for customers. He puts a dime in the soda machine (dating myself here) and the attendant tells him to go ahead.
shareIt's a good thing David didn't get too incensed about being told to pay for something! I heard he had a health condition that made him turn into Lou Ferrigno covered in green paint when he got mad.
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