My fave quote from Little Giants is definitely when the kids are at practice and they huddle...Junior says that Becky should run the play and then Tad says he'll do it. They begin to argue and the chinese kid says, "You always run the ball, why can't I run the ball?" And they argue some more. Classic.
What are your favorite quotes?
Spike's Father: "Spike, take JR out of the game or you'll have to donate a kidney to your Aunt Ruth!"
or something like that. I die every time i hear that line.
Danny O'Shea: "They've got your names on the back."
Jake: "So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies."
random guy: "What's that cheerleader doing with a helmet on?"
Kevin O'Shea: "That's no cheerleader, that's my niece Becky, and she's pissed."
Team: "Giants! Giants!"
Random player: "Help us God!!" ...BY FAR the funniest quote of the movie!!!
You forgot the best part of that scene.
When Hanen goes "because, you're slow, and no one likes you."
That part cracks me up every time.
i dont know if anyone said these yet but oh well
" AAAA!! ITS A MOM!!" Zoltek when they're changing.
The kid putting the cup over his mouth was pretty funny too
"No one callls me a dipstick except for my sister!!"
"BLOW THE WHISTLE BLOW THE WHISTLE BLOW IT BLOW IT!!!"
pitch t johnny, you cant pitch to johny, im johny
sharezolteck...
"thats it i'm leaving the country, i'm going to new mexico!" ...funniest line in the movie. hands down.
and i love when zolteck goes "you rang"..
but i also like "you can have kids with out kissing"..and
"if it wasnt for him we wouldnt have a team"
"if it wasnt for him maybe you'd stop drooling and play a little more football!"
and "the dip sucked, but your okay coach oshea"..
all in all, i just liked the movie. lol.
Zoltek to Cowboys linemen: "I was wondering... maybe you could help me remember what I had for lunch?" Linemen: "Oh yea... how are we supposed to do that?" Zoltek: "By taking a whif of this... FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT"
(After Jake gets his helmet knocked off) "I CAN'T SEE WITH THIS THING ON!"
(Pro Player after getting tackled by Zoltek) All right that was good... remember football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent Physical..." Zoltek: "Right... WAIT WHAT!?"
(Danny talking to the "Cowboy Kid" riding on a mechanical horse)Danny: "Do you play football? CK: "NO" Danny: "Do you like football? CK:"NO" Danny: "Do you wanna play football? CK: "No" Danny: "Great, you can be on our team"
Yea!
This movie is still in my top 10 list... love it!
HOLLA, IF YA HEAR ME!
(Pro Player after getting tackled by Zoltek) All right that was good... remember football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent Physical..." Zoltek: "Right... WAIT WHAT!?"
im re-watching it and i just died laughing at the part ... when he turns around and thinks about it and his facial expression is PRICELESS when hes like "WHAT?!"
another one ... is when rick moranis shows the jerseys and that one kid is like "DEATH SHROUDS" ... lol
and when the old man put the spread on the chalkboard that said "cowboys +40 over dannys boys" and the other old man (thats for the little giants)said "they'll never do that"... and the one that wrote it was like "they'll never do... they've done it already" lol
"so the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies" lmfao classic line.
shareI have three-
"Spike's in hell. Spike's in Pee-wee hell."
"Ooooh! Somebody's holding about a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter!"
And the third, which we joked about (I played on a professional women's football team, and we decided to do a quick count to pull our opponent Indiana offsides), and two of us said "We'll call this the Annexation of Indiana." So my quote is "We'll call this the Annexation of Puerto Rico."
Fun topic Gibbler!
My favorite quote is when Becky and Spike are arguing and that kid is like *WILL SOMEBODY CALL 911?* haha i love that
my favorite part is when spike says *im gonna rip your head off!* and he puts his head in his shirt so when he knocked his helmet off it looked like he ripped his head off, lol!
Perchik: Money is the worlds curse.
Tevye: May the lord smight me with it, & may I never recover!
"Nice catch, Hot Hands. You're the best player on our team."
"They gained a yard!" with lil' Jake Berman dancing after it.
"They know the play."
"Fumble-rooski. Fumble-rooski."
"Touch-doooooooooooooooooooooooooooown, Cow-boys."
"Can a team have two head coaches? You know. Just in case one doesn't know as much as the other?"
"Blow the whistle!. Blow the whistle!!!!"
My favorite quotes are...
Junior: "You can have kids with out kissing..."
Becky: "Yeah, but you can't get a job."
Junior: "Then I'll be a teacher."
Becky : "what a hunk...- Wait a minute i'm the ice box the ice box doesn't like boys.... - Oh except for that one.
"Yeah that's right spike the ice box is gonna defrost you."
Kicker: Why can't I run the ball?
SPike: Spikes in hell spikes in PEE-WEE hell.
Danny and Timmy
Danny: "State Police? Oh thank God. This is Thelma May Rogers, I'm 86 years-old, I live in Urbania. There are two men in the bushes down by the Shell station spying on some kids. *Wahhhh from Timmy* Oh we're all so upset. I just don't think it's right for men their age to be parading around in their underwear. *Please hurry!* Ohhh"
"Somebody's holding about a pound of Aunt Betty's nut butter."
Zolteck "i was wondering if you could you help me I'm having a little trouble remembering what I had for lunch"
Kids "How can we do that... Zoltak "By taking a wiff of this." (FAAAARRRT) "EEEWWWW."
"It's got your names on them." danny.
Jake berman "So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies...
"Are you wearing lipstick..." Danny
Becky "No it's err a Cherry- toosie pop yeah."
"Oh."
Danny "You got a crush on this guy."
Becky "I'm the ice box i don't get crushes."
Becky "Oh my god there he is."
danny "Relax."
Danny. "You didn't tell me his mother was penny floyd."
Becky "One of us has gotta knock on that door."
Becky "Your the coach you do it."
"Your the ice box you do it."
(Becky pressing door bell and runs of."
Danny "Traitor."
"Do you think i'm pretty?" Becky
"No, no i don't think you're pretty," Uncle kevin
her face sinks.
"I think you're beautiful."
She smiles with delight...
"Be not afraid of greatness."
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I like when their in the team huddle chanting Giants Giants!
And then Rad Tad says "HELP US GOD!!!" That is one of my Favorites!