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FANGIRLIE ALERT!!
uh uh.
Alien ---> blow him to space
Aliens -----> fight the alien with a machine and blow it to space
Covenant -------> both from above.
not hard to do when you have 5000000 different cuts of the same movie for the gullible fanboys to buy....
SHHHH!!!!!! It's deep. you didn't get it. lol
this is not mine. I took it from a Youtube comment by a user named "Stephen Ablett"]. I happened to agree with everything he said.
BUSTED!!!!
nah.
when the captain is talking to Shaw.
here's a tip for you:
continua a mamar na piça.
XD
my pleasure
como é que está a ser essa mamada na piça? ahah
"30. When Walter goes to confront David after being attacked, he should have got himself one of the guns. He was missing a hand, and about to fight another android on his home turf. How stupid do you have to be to pick a fight like that without a weapon to hand?
31. Do not fly a colony ship with over 1000 passengers on-board into a plasma storm, overwriting every safety protocol.
32. When you fly down in the loading platform ship, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FLY BACK UP. There is no reason the pilot was swinging the ship around like a mad man. The alien was not affecting its movement, and the storm had even subsided. Yet he flew it into buildings and all sorts of tilting. Why?
33. What's the point of having guns? They all shot the aliens several times and bullets just seemingly just bounced off its head.
34. With an infected person still in sickbay and problems piling up, you don't turn of "Mother" the main ship computer for rebooting. And why would he do that anyway?
35. The aliens head-butt walls and head-butt through glass at every opportunity, without any harm to themselves. The glass on a star ship is as hard as metal, it had survived travel through a plasma storm! Yet a head-butt breaks it and the alien doesn't feel a thing! 36. The humans wear spacesuits to survive in the vacuum. They have to protect themselves from decompression. But apparently aliens can survive without them.
37. Almost all the crew are dead. We have an injured infected man in sickbay. Yet now is the perfect time for the last two crewmembers to take a very loud shower, with music on loud, and still not hear the siren alarms.
38. When you have two identical looking androids and one of them is evil. Perhaps ask it a few basic security questions before giving it full command of the ship.
There are more. But stupidity between the crew was off the scale in so many ways."
this long comment was posted on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdwPai_1568&t=760s
20. Androids kissing each other. Android David raping a woman. Why?
21. The android David decides to give himself a haircut, using garden sheers for no obvious reason. No-one asks him why and his haircut is a perfect match for the other android which was clearly done with an electric razor. He could not possibly have matched hairstyles with a pair of sheers!
22. Android robots can play the flute. You need lungs for that, to blow air. Would someone look up the definition of android please!
23. Android David created the dust mites, the mutant embryo, a dozen eggs without a queen. Yet he made all this without any scientific equipment, zero tools, while living in a cave filled with his drawings and a flute. Yeah right.
24. To create the perfect alien life form, the smart mini dust mites were perfection. An un-killable micro monster that kills within minutes. Logically, why would it evolve to a size that makes it vulnerable?
25. Don't all split up in an alien vessel, while being hunted by killers. Stay together!
26. When you contact the main ship in orbit, give them a full report. Not just two words. And they should have abandoned you at that point to protect the rest of the passengers. 27. When the Captain finds David, talking to an Alien, and the decapitated head of a fellow crewmember in the water, he doesn't start shooting him. Instead he follows him into the bowels of the ship and into a room full of eggs. And still doesn't start blowing stuff up!
28. Do not look directly into an alien egg that is opening.
29. Apparently the gestation time of face alien impregnating a person to full alien form is just ten seconds now. Yet later on it takes a few hours, and in Alien it took a day. "
to be continued
"9. They land in the water, even though solid ground is just ten metres away. The water of an alien planet with unknown worms, piranhas and other possible alien lifeforms in it. Unstable ground is not wise to land on, and then to get your shoes wet why?
10. And they open the bay door while still trying to land, not after. Surely you open the door after landing, not during.
11. They open the doors without testing to see if the air was breathable. They don't bother wearing space suits, they don't send the android out first to test the area, they don't even bother to take down one of the truck that they clearly have at the end of the film.
12. They leave just one person on the ship, and leave the bay door wide open in unfamiliar terrain.
13. There is human vegetation (wheat) on the planet. Why? Did they just take seeds with them for the fun of it? What was the point of it?
14. The guy goes for a piss when he is on protection duty of an alien planet. Of all the times to go.
15. You do not let an infected person with an alien disease back on your ship. He should have been left outside.
16. Don't open the door to a quarantine lab with a monster in it, and don't go inside and slip on the blood.
17. When you miss the alien and shoot the wall of your shuttle with metal bullets, they usually ricochet and bounce around since the wall is metal, designed for interplanetary travel. The fuel canisters are not usually left inside the ship, on the wall next to the door.
18. The other two crew members that got back and were in the shuttle as it exploded, in the cockpit. At what point do you go check on all the screaming in the room next to them?
19. When following an android on an alien planet with a flare gun, through a dead city full of dead bodies, don't bother asking him about any of it. Or suspect him as the only survivor to have been the cause. And don't show any emotion whatsoever of walking through a mass graveyard. "
to be continued
too idiot "to" write in correct English?
C O V E N A N T I S A P I E C E O F S H I T
it destroyed the SJ because not knowing anything about it WAS the point [as in, a dead ALIEN].
Making the elephantine looking ALIEN into a Bald Albino in a Suit was [and still is] pretty dumb.
"And even through his mistakes, he realizes his fault, acknowledges it, and apologizes. If that does not evoke empathy, then you fail to see your own flaws yourself."
- a character that is written to fail putting his crew mates in danger because SCRIPT deserves no sympathy, rather some eye rolling and yawn.
"Tennessee makes a similar rash mistake, one he is warned constantly about yet does so anyway for the blinded love he had for his wife. "
- So basically he is an egotistical prick.
"Many characters here make mistakes only within the reasonable & empathetic realm of humanity"
- such as shoving your face in an Alien Egg.